Come to the reception window on level 1 (locker area) and ask for a “douche kit” (pronounced like this: “doosh”). It will cost you $5.

Don’t be embarrassed asking for a douche kit. Our staff are used to this request and don’t think twice about it.

You get a fresh towel and 2 little bags with hoses in them. Go to level 2 (up the spiral staircase) and turn left as soon as you are at the top of the stairs. Enter the black door on your left. At the end of this room, on the right, is a door with a number lock. Look up the number code which is written on the tube packet you have just received (e.g. Z545X). Punch in that number and enter the toilet cubicle room.

Knock on the door before you punch in the code and enter, as there might be someone in there before you. If there is someone in there already, just wait patiently for your turn, it won’t take more than a few minutes.

Once you are in the toilet cubicle, sit on the “throne”. To your left is a special tap. Fix the longer hose to the tap and then the shorter hose to the end of the long hose (huh? You’ll get it when you see it, don’t worry!). Then adjust temperature and water pressure.

What follows is called anal douching.

Here is a great website that explains everything in good detail with some humour: To Douche or not to Douche

When you have finished, dispose of the hoses in the big box marked “douche hoses only” and put your used towel in the provided bin next to the big box. You’re done, cleaned and ready for action … clean action!